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Committee
- a group of men
who keep minutes
and waste hours.

There are so many people
who would do anything
to ride in the Mercedes with you.
But what you really deserve
is somebody who would want
to board the bus along with you
when the Mercedes breaks down.

What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork.

I wanted to make it
really special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

For my high colestorol
my doctor prescribed me a boyfriend

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FRIEND:
A member of the opposite sex
in your acquaintance who has some flaw
which makes sleeping
with him/her totally unappealing.

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.

A man loses his sense of direction
after four drinks;
A woman loses hers
after four kisses

Marriage has no guarantees.
If that's what you're looking for,
go live with a car battery.

Mary had a little lamb.
That’s what she gets for sleeping in the barn!

Before marriage a man
yearns for a woman.
Afterwards the "y" is silent.

We were happily married
for eight months.
Unfortunately, we were married
for four and a half years.

An old man who marries a young wife grows younger
- but she grows older.

The best measure of
a woman’s honesty
isn’t her income tax return.
It’s the zero adjust on her bathroom scale...

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Marriage: A word which
should be pronounced "mirage".

God made Adam before Eve
because you always make
a rough draft before the final copy

I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl.
It said,
'Take my heart!
Take my arms!
Take my lips!'
Which is just like her.
Keeping the best part for herself.

A girl's legs are her best friends,
but the best of friends must part.

I think men who have
a pierced ear are
better prepared for marriage.
They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.

Marriage is a matter
of give and take,
but so far I haven't been
able to find anybody
who'll take what I have to give.

 

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