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Love is like the measles;
we all have to go through it.

I am not one of those
who do not believe in love at first sight,
but I believe in taking a second look.

Falling out of love
is chiefly a matter of
forgetting how charming someone is.

Behind every good man
there is a good woman
and behind that
another man looking at her ass

No woman ever shot her man
while he was doing dishes.

It is easier to be a lover than a husband
for the simple reason that it is
more difficult to be witty every day than
to say pretty things from time to time.

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Every man
needs two women,
a quiet home-maker,
and a thrilling nymph.

If they knew what
we were thinking all the time,
women would never cease slapping us.

Men should nod in agreement
rather than open their mouth
to express their opinion.

If it's true that men
are such beasts,
this must account
for the fact
that most women
are animal lovers.

Love is an exploding cigar
we willingly smoke.

When I finally met Mr. Right,
I had no idea that
his first name was Always.

In politics,
if you want anything said,
ask a man.
If you want anything done,
ask a woman.

To be in love is merely to be
In a state of perpetual anesthesia:
To mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god
Or an ordinary young woman for a goddess

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Some people never find
a greater love than narcissism.

A lover is like your bedsheets,
the more often changed, the better.

Love is that first feeling you feel
before all the bad stuff gets in the way.

If your not willing to sound stupid,
you're not worthy of falling in love.

There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason in madness.

What the world really needs is
more love and less paper work.

Many a young lady
does not realize just how strong
her desire for a young man is
until he fails to pass
the approval test with her parents.


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