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If you want to read about love and marriage,
you've got to buy two separate books.

People fall into love,
but they have to climb out.

No matter how love-sick a woman is,
she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.

Shopping is better than sex.
At least if you're not satisfied,
you can exchange it
for something you really like.

Women, just like music,
should never, ever be dated.

If high heels
were so wonderful,
men would
still be wearing them.

Men only have two faults....
What they do, and what they say!

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We have a secret to our good relationship,
and it is this: we never see each other anymore.

It's been so long since I made love,
I can't even remember who gets tied up.

Love is a grave mental disease.

Eye Contact: A method utilized by
a single woman to communicate to a man
that she is interested in him.
Despite being advised to do so,
many women have difficulty
looking a man directly in the eyes,
not necessarily due to the shyness,
but usually due to the fact that
a woman's eyes are not located in her chest.

Appreciation is kindness and patience
- even when you forget
to put the toilet seat down.

Being a decent husband
is a full-time job.
No wonder so many men fail.

Women now,
we can juggle a lot of things.
We're not just
girlfriends or love interests.
So that's really great to
not just make her the chick
and give her something to do.

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If you want peace in the house,
do what your wife wants

A male gynecologist
is like an auto mechanic
who never owned a car.

A husband is what remains
once the passion
has been extracted from him.

When women are depressed
they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country.

If you want to read about
love and marriage
you've got to buy two separate books.

I wouldn't be caught dead
marrying a woman old enough to be my wife.

Love at first sight
is cured by the second look.

My wife is the most fantastic woman
on the entire planet.
And that is not just my opinion,
that's hers.

 

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