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Girls are like pianos.
When they're not upright,
they're grand.

Definition of Love:
A score of zero in tennis.

I don't have a girlfriend.
But I do know a woman
who'd be mad at me
for saying that.

When you put
that ring on my finger,
you put a chain of death
around my heart.

True love brings up everything
- you're allowing a mirror
to be held up to you daily.

In their hearts women think
that it is men's business
to earn money and theirs to spend it.

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Gorgeous, You look STUNNING
in everything you wear.
Why on earth would you

Even in the common affairs of life,
in love, friendship, and marriage,
how little security have we when
we trust our happiness in the hands of others!

First love is a kind of vaccination
which saves a man from catching
the complaint the second time.

Darling, Love is a mystery!
And so is the reason why you
put empty cereal boxes back into the cupboard.

Love is like the measles;
we all have to go through it.
Also like the measles we take it only once.

Women need a reason to have sex.
Men just need a place.

When two people decided to get a divorce,
it isn't a sign that they
"don't understand" one another,
but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.

Music is like girlfriends to me;
I'm continually astonished
by the choices other people make.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us
to achieve continuation of the species.

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Marriage is like jogging
through a puddle of
industrial strength rubber glue.
You can work hard and make it
through the struggles;
however, you usually leave
your bobby socks and sneakers
behind along the way.

Marriage is the death of hope.

A man in love is like a clipped coupon
- it's time to cash in.

Romantic love is mental illness.
But it's a pleasurable one.
It's a drug. It distorts reality,
and that's the point of it.
It would be impossible
to fall in love with someone
that you really saw.

Love is so much better
when you are not married.


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