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The surest way to be alone
is to get married

If people waited to know
one another before they married,
the world wouldn't be so
grossly over-populated as it is now

If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry.

If you go to war pray once;
if you go on a sea journey pray twice;
but pray three times
if you are going to be married

There are two days
when a woman is a pleasure:
the day one marries her
and the day one buries her

The trouble with some women is that
they get all excited about nothing
- and then marry him

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Men marry to make an end;
women to make a beginning

Marry in haste, and repent at leisure.

I think he just married the wrong woman
and he can marry the right woman now

Desperation is worn like
a dirty shirt others can see,
and marriage will not solve your problems.
Marriage brings out the best
and the worst in who we are.
Getting married, without a good groundwork,
is simply exchanging
one set of problems for another.

Marriage is a wonderful invention:
then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Marrying is easy,
it's housework that's hard.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat
and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

When marrying, one should ask oneself this question:
Do you believe that you will be able to
converse well with this woman into your old age?

Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.

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Getting married is very much
like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want,
then when you see
what the other fellow has,
you wish you had ordered that.

It’s a funny thing that
when a man hasn’t anything
on earth to worry about,
he goes off and gets married.

It seemed to me that the desire to get married
- which, I regret to say,
I believe is basic and primal in women
- is followed almost immediately
by an equally basic and primal urge
- which is to be single again

Marriage is like a phone call
in the night: first the ring,
and then you wake up

There’s a way of transferring funds
that is even faster than electronic banking.
It’s called marriage.

I don’t worry about terrorism.
I was married for two years

It isn't premarital sex
if you have no intention of getting married


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