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Lets sin
On a tiger-skin
Or, if you prefer
We could err
On a different fur
Happy Valentine's Day, fellow sinner

I wanted to make it really
special on Valentine's day,
so I tied my boyfriend up.
And for three solid hours
I watched whatever I wanted on TV.

Ever have that one friend
who gets a Valentine's Day gift
for their mother?
Doesn't that freak you out a little?
It's like, 'I don't know how
to break this to you
but I think she's banging your dad!"

Since you're such a fantastic son,
I've got a special Valentine's gift
Just for you!
I promise not to kiss you
In front of any of your friends!
Happy Valentine's Day

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Happy Valentines Day Honey!
Yes, it does always fall on the 14th.

Oh! the happy bounding flea
You cannot tell the he from she
But she can tell
And so can he
Whoopee !
From one bed bug to another,
Happy Valentines Day

It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day.
Is that fair to anyone who's alone?
These are all days you gotta be with someone.
And if you didn't get around to killing yourself
at Christmas or New Year's, boom!
There's Valentine's Day.
I think there should be
one more after Valentine's Day just called,
'Who could love you?'

This Valentine's Day
let's not spend a fortune
on gifts for each other...
But I know how
you hate to be told what to do!

Basement smells bad.
Look for cat poops, change litter.
Happy Valentines Day.
(note to her gardener)

I love you more now....
than when you began
to read this Valentine's card

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Break up on February 13th,
get back together on the 15th.
In place of bubble bath,
use lavender-scented dish-washing liquid.
Forget rose petals.
Sprinkle the bed with sliced beets!

Beloved, From this Valentines Day forward,
I promise to stop talking
when you're reading the newspaper
- if you'll stop reading it at the dinner table.

Happy Valentine's Day
To my first husband.
That's just to keep you on your toes

In the game of love...
...you know all the right moves!

Cool Valentine!
No, I don't think it's chilly in here.
But I do think you look sexy in wool.


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