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Marrying is all about just
obtaining a piece of paper.
Divorcing is just obtaining another

Marriage is the institution
where the woman loses her name
and the man his solvency

The other way to get married is a lot more fun,
a lot more rational,
and a lot more successful.
It's called dating.

A Permission Marketer goes on a date.
If it goes well, the two of them go on another date.
And then another. Until, after ten or twelve dates,
both sides can really communicate
with each other about their needs and desires.
After twenty dates they meet each other's families.
Finally, after three or four months of dating,
the Permission Marketer proposes marriage.
Permission Marketing is just like dating.
It turns stranger into friends
and friends into lifetime customers.
Many of the rules of dating apply,
and so do many of the benefits.

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Love is an ocean of emotions
entirely surrounded by expenses.

Marriage is three parts love
and seven parts forgiveness of sins

Romantic love is an illusion.
Most of us discover this truth
at the end of a love affair or else
when the sweet emotions of love
lead us into marriage
and then turn down their flames.

Never go to bed angry.
Stay up and fight.

Scientists have discovered
that the longer people
stay married, the more
they begin to look alike.
You better start putting
name tags in your underwear!

Marriage is a matter of give and take,
but so far I haven't been able to find
anybody who'll take what I have to give.

Honolulu - it's got everything.
Sand for the children,
sun for the wife,
sharks for the wife's mother.

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Marriages are made in heaven
and consummated on Earth.

A man must marry
only a very pretty woman
in case he should
ever want some other man
to take her off his hands.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous.
Whenever I feel like getting married,
they send over a lady in a housecoat
and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

Marriage: A community consisting of
a master, a mistress,
and two slaves, making in all, two

A dress that zips up the back
will bring a husband and wife together

Eighty percent of married men
cheat in America.
The rest cheat in Europe.

Wedding is destiny,
and hanging likewise.

 

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